Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
Castoreum is the ooze from the castor sacs of beavers that comes out along with their urine—and it’s used as “natural” raspberry flavor in tons of mainstream products.
But you won’t see this one on the food label—the FDA has determined that it can be listed as “natural flavoring” to hide the truth.
It’s natural all right—naturally icky!
The thing about stuff like this is… Who was the dude that first decided to eat this and was like “Mmm! Raspberries! Lets put it in everything.”
Right? Why would having raspberry flavored candy be so important that you’d be willing to eat beaver ass juice?
who even cares where it comes from. if you can piss out raspberry flavouring then ill eat that too. heck ill eat everyones piss. get outta my sight
I was trying to find that one screencap of the tweet about horsemeat, but I couldn’t find it. So here, have this:
i need to reblog this again
John was over today…
He left his glasses here too…
how does this have less notes than masturbating strider?
Is there even a competition? Masturbating Strider every time.
THERE SHOULD BE ITS BOTH ME
more liike john’s makiing you hii2 biitch and the other one…well you get iit B)
I AM IN NO WAY JOHNS BITCH OKAY I HAVE HIS FUCKING GLASSES CAPTIVE.